Bacon Tits

In protest of SOPA and PIPA, Tumblr is encouraging bloggers to...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:38:00 -0500

In protest of SOPA and PIPA, Tumblr is encouraging bloggers to black out their blogs for today. They’ll even call you to give you talking points and then connect you with your Senator. Wikipedia also is shut down for the day. They’re sharing information on PIPA and SOPA here and Conner encourages you to be informed! Google is also appropriately-themed for today. Instead of blacking out my blog - or continuing to never update it - I decided to get one of my friends who can Photoshop (and doesn’t take screenshots and paste them into Word and take more screenshots as her “photoshopping” technique) to make me an appropriate banner for the day.

I like the Internet and I like it how it is. It’s open and it’s informative and full of info on the gumboot chiton. Do you love the Internet and free expression? Call your representatives! Wikipedia has a great page with info and a representative-lookup here!

I am the Bacon King of the Web! Thanks to all who voted and...

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 13:57:00 -0400

I am the Bacon King of the Web! Thanks to all who voted and campaigned!

Check out this article about it here: Web crowns a Bacon King!

Please follow these instructions to vote for me for Bacon King...

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:12:00 -0400

Please follow these instructions to vote for me for Bacon King of the Web!!!

Here is my campaign: http://bit.ly/fd4king

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A WAY TO GET THIS TO ME??? I WANT...

Wed, 18 May 2011 15:39:00 -0400

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A WAY TO GET THIS TO ME???

I WANT THIS.

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

The 4th annual Bring Your Own Bacon Party is coming up THIS...

Tue, 17 May 2011 14:01:01 -0400

The 4th annual Bring Your Own Bacon Party is coming up THIS SATURDAY!

For those of you who are new to the event, here’s how it works:

You are REQUIRED to bring a bacon dish to share. This is really any dish with bacon. For examples, see http://bacontits.com/post/ 550917018/bacondishes for most of last year’s dishes.

It is also B.Y.O.BOOZE so bring something. Beer. Vokda. Bacon vodka. Bacon infused bourbon. Mmm… I will of course have some whiskey on hand, among other things, but bring something and it’s more fun!

Can’t wait to see your lovely faces and your bacon dishes. Need ideas? Ask me.

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

Bacony Night

Wed, 11 May 2011 12:59:00 -0400

Bacony Night:

Nerdhat sent me this yesterday and I thought it was neat. Maybe time for some bacon wall art?

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME THIS! I need to educate the world!!! It...

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:45:45 -0400

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME THIS! I need to educate the world!!! It would look great with a bacon belt!!! (XS, hint hint hint hint).

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

Omg, buy me this! I wonder if they are as gross as the bacon...

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:14:00 -0400

Omg, buy me this! I wonder if they are as gross as the bacon mints. And bacon toothpicks. Yuck. Also, gummy bacon!

In other news, I am going to see Lady Gaga tonight at the Xcel Energy Center. I’m considering making bacon sunglasses for it. I have no idea how I’ll find time but it seems like a good idea. If it happens, there will be pictures!

*Update* I’ve been told the bacon jelly beans are terrible, as suspected. So maybe don’t buy them for me. Buy me something with bacon and chocolate!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

mkfiasco: Missing weiner dog near Liquor...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:08:53 -0400

mkfiasco:

Missing weiner dog near Liquor Lyles.

stuffaboutminneapolis:

kylomoonguts:

Missing Weiner!!

Please help find Killer.

Alright Minneapolis, we are on the lookout for a miniature weiner dog named Killer. Start reblogging, or keep your eyes open if you are in the area around Liquor Lyle’s.

This has nothing to do with bacon but I love weiner dogs and it’s national dog day and and and FIND HIM.

Twin Cities Bacon Takedown!

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:36:00 -0400

This Sunday I’m competing in a bacon cook-off! It takes place 4p-6p(ish) at O’Garas in St. Paul. It’s $15 to taste all the bacon goodies and see who will win the competition! Conner is my teammate for the takedown. Come out and support us!!

Details here.

Hope to see you there!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

If I die a bacon related death...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:44:00 -0400

If I die a bacon related death...:

I am always amused by auto fill on Google searches and this one I just had to share…

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

The 3rd Annual Bring Your Own Bacon party was a huge success. We...

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 11:10:00 -0400

The 3rd Annual Bring Your Own Bacon party was a huge success. We had a lot of really great dishes. I tried to get photos of all of them so check out what we had!

Conner’s bacon pizza with bacon & cheese-stuffed crust!

Hailey’s bacon heath bars (My favorite dish!)

Chocolate and peanut butter covered bacon by Neely, Cousin Pauly, and me

Frank’s bacon log

Bacon deviled eggs by Neely, Cousin Pauly, and me

Lauren’s bacon-wrapped asparagus

Mark’s bacon weenies

Susie’s bacon-stuffed mushrooms

Phil’s warm bacon potato salad

Alex’s bacon mushroom avacado

Katie’s potato chip bacon toffee

Paul Wischer’s chocolate bacons

Paul Wischer and Nicole and Nicole’s Bacos and chocolate-covered pop rocks

Paul Canfield’s bacon sushi

*Not pictured: Jay made bacon ice cream, Matt M made lefse with bacon and smoked salmon and onion and also lefse with bacon and cinnamon and sugar and butter, Vanessa made bacon-wrapped strawberries, some friends of friends make some bacon chip dip!*

Also, we microwaved some Bacon Pop

Stay tuned for more photos from B.Y.O.Bacon 3!!!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

To my Twin Cities followers: I just want to remind you about the...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:57:38 -0400

To my Twin Cities followers:

I just want to remind you about the 3rd Annual Bring Your Own Bacon Party coming up on Saturday, April 24.

Here is a Bacon Freak post that has some bacon food ideas! Also, feel free to wear or bring anything bacon-themed. There will be bacontastic raffle prizes as well! Tactical bacon anyone?

See you then!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

Last night at Sauce Spirits and...

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:06:00 -0400

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Last night at Sauce Spirits and SoundBar in Minneapolis, I participated in the MN Beard-Off. I had a fake beard and it was made of bacon, of course. The bacon was sealed and sewed to a wire-frame. Credit for the bacon beard production goes to my friend, Cousin Pauly!

I was in the freestyle category and was one of 3 finalists!

The event was terrifically awesome and I suggest you check out these photos by my friend Alex and the MN Beard-Off website!

A special thanks to all who cheered for me at the event, and took pictures, and bought whiskey. It was great to meet so many cool people!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

stuffaboutminneapolis: Lady with a bacon beard at the Minnesota...

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:36:59 -0400

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Lady with a bacon beard at the Minnesota Beard-Off event at Sauce Spirits and Soundbar in Minneapolis tonight. Photo by Zachamon.

And yes, that is our friend Andy Sturdevant over her right shoulder.

Yes, this is me. And yes, I’m about to blog about it.

Interview is finally up on Bacon Freak!

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:57:18 -0400

Interview is finally up on Bacon Freak!:

All your questions answered about me and about my bacon bra! Check that shit out!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

My interview on Bac'n Blog

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:30:12 -0400

My interview on Bac'n Blog:

Want to know more about my bacon bra 2.0 or the lady behind it? Jennifer Eolin of Bac’n blogs and BaconFreak has interviewed me and the post is up today! Check it out!

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

I’ve got something important enough to take a break from...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:28:00 -0400

I’ve got something important enough to take a break from our regular baconesque post today. Here in Minneapolis, street food vendors are not allowed to park on the streets to sell us delicious, sometimes bacon-filled, tasty food items. There is a hearing TOMORROW. PLEASE ATTEND IF YOU CAN! Here is what Carrie from the Chef Shack has to say about this:

“The Public meeting is coming up, to determine the future of street food in
the greater downtown Mpls area. There is much debate and resistance to this from business owners of the city and warehouse district. For anyone/chef who may be thinking of doing a cart or truck/trailer in the future, this meeting is imperative that people for the movement come out to show their support… City council members have directly informed me that NOW is the time to push this forward, as it may never again surface in legislation.”

Details on the meeting:

A public hearing will be held on Monday, March 22, 2010, at the Regulatory, Energy and Environment Committee of the Minneapolis City Council at 1:30 p.m. in Room 317, Minneapolis City Hall. The purpose of this hearing is to gather public comment on the proposed amendments to allow mobile food vehicles in the Minneapolis Downtown Improvement District (DID). These vehicles may offer a wider variety of foods than the food carts currently authorized in downtown. Licensed vehicles would be allowed on approved locations along the public sidewalk or private property. Much of the Hennepin Avenue sidewalk frontage between 5th Street and 9th Street has been determined to be wide enough to allow mobile food vehicles. Other segments of Hennepin Avenue may also be deemed appropriate.

Highlights of the Proposed Amendments Include:
Mobile food vehicles will be allowed in the Downtown Improvement District.
Vehicles may park on sidewalks or private property.
Vendors may sell foods that can be prepared on the vehicle.
Vendors are required to have a current food license.
Vendors are required to submit plans for the vehicle and the location.

So, if you CAN, please, please, please GO and voice support for this amendment!

Love,

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

Bacon + Chocolate

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500

Bacon + Chocolate:

Whoever invented bacon + chocolate was a really smart person. Smarter than Al Gore and whoever invented sliced bread. Seriously. You cannot go wrong with chocolate-covered bacon, bacon chocolate bars, bacon-sundaes, bacon-covered and chocolate-dipped anything (tits?). So every now and again I go to Vosges.com and look at their Bacon + Chocolate section. And I drool. And I wonder if anyone will ever buy me the Bacon + Chocolate gift box. Because someone should. I might even prance around in a bacon bra if they did.

-Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon

In case you were starting to wonder, “Yes, but, when are...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:02:30 -0500

In case you were starting to wonder, “Yes, but, when are we getting to the tits?” … I present you with the Bacon Bra 2.0! This bacon bra is the inspiration for this site, the start to my adventures in bacon-clothing, and a way to show off my tits on the internets. (Slightly kidding about the last part).

You may ask, “Formica Dinette, why ever did you make such a thing as a bacon bra?” The answer is threefold. It begins with my love of bacon. I mean, intense, sultry love of bacon. Then there’s the previous bacon bras. Google it. Raw bacon bras. That’s just not appetizing. Who wants to eat raw bacon off someone’s tits and then get some kind of salmonella (is that from eggs?) or raw meat poisoning or whatever one gets from licking raw meat off breasts. The final reason was the challenge. I said I wanted to make a cooked bacon bra. Someone on twitter said I couldn’t do it. There’s nothing that gets me motivated quite like a challenge. So, there you have it. The bacon bra was born.

And if you’re curious as to why it’s Bacon Bra 2.0, well that’s because I made a first attempt. It was pretty terrible. I had to hold it up and the picture was awful and I’d just been to the gym and there was grease all over… well let’s just say it wasn’t a success. But that didn’t stop me from putting it on THE INTERNETS.

So that’s the story on the bacon bra. There’s more bacon wearables to come. There will be something coming up at the end of this month and then I’m hoping to start work on the bacon dress and have it ready for my B.Y.O.Bacon party in April.

Hugs & Kisses,

Formica Dinette, wearer of bacon